Depressed? Staring at the clock while hearing your hubby’s gentle snores cascading away into the night? No need to head towards your medicine cabinet as there is a natural mind-altering remedy right where you least expected it- the semen! That’s right ladies. A dose of the magical seminal fluid will help to convert the frown into a smile on your face and will help you to doze off in a dreamy wonderland.
Semen you say? Before you laugh and disregard this as an astute claim by a bunch of men, keep an open-mind. Dissecting the constituents of seminal fluid, researchers from the State University of New York discovered that it contains a host of mood enhancing chemicals namely serotonin, estrone and oxytocin. It also contains melatonin, the chief sleep-inducing hormone and in addition, semen also contains cortisol which amplifies your level of affection. All these will help transform you into a whole new and improved person that you never knew resided within the deep layers of your soul. Upon studying 293 women by the State University of New York, researchers established a pattern between their sex lives to their state of mind. If you have any lingering thoughts about the procedure of the experiment, know that the study was merely an analytical one and not practical! The 293 women from the university’s Albany campus consented to being inquired about various aspects of their sex lives by an anonymous questionnaire and completed the Beck Depression Inventory. Results, published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, revealed that women who engaged in unprotected fornication were the most happiest. Researchers Burch and Gallup teaming up with psychologist Steven Platek theorized that the enhanced level of seminal fluid circulating in their bloodstream might be the root cause for their enhanced state of mental wellbeing .The self-proclaimed sexually-active heterosexual women and those women who abstained themselves were the least happy and reflected most of the symptoms of clinical depression.
So ladies, the next time you hear your spouse comments in an explicit tone such as ‘its time for your medication’, just go for it and be marveled at how semen transforms the state of your mind.